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In an unprecedented turn of events, the latest political games have taken the concept of a science election to levels previously thought to be the sole domain of political satire. The incumbent Party of Babel has just unveiled their latest campaign promise: the construction of a colossal "Fact Tower" to settle the age-old debate between "Alternative Facts" and "Real Facts."

The Tower, a towering edifice of cement and chutzpah, will house the world's first "Reality Elevator," which will whisk its passengers up to the pinnacle of truth, where they will witness the grand spectacle of unbiased science, complete with a 3D hologram of Sir Isaac Newton performing his classic apple-dropping experiment, but with a twist: the apple will be replaced by a political pundit, symbolizing the transformation of gravity into political gravity-defying rhetoric.

In a bid to outdo their rivals, the Opposition Party has countered with their own campaign gimmick: the "Truth Carousel," a merry-go-round of spinning scientific consensus designed to induce nausea and disorientation in the rider, cleverly metaphorizing the Opposition's stance on evidence-based policy. Each horse on the carousel is saddled with a researcher, galloping in place to nowhere, symbolizing the relentless pursuit of knowledge within a politically charged vacuum.

The race for the science election has escalated to intergalactic proportions with the unveiling of the "Space Liar" program, a fleet of satellites equipped with the latest in "truth-ray" technology, designed to beam televised truths directly into the homes of unsuspecting voters. Unfortunately, a software glitch has caused the satellites to broadcast reruns of political debates from the 1980s, inadvertently making the past look like a utopia of factual integrity.

As the political games continue to dominate the election narrative, pundits and citizens alike are left to wonder whether the future of political satire will be scripted by politicians or left in the hands of comedians who can't help but be outshone by the absurdity of reality. Meanwhile, the world's leading scientists are developing a new field of study: "Satire Physics," which aims to explore the relationship between political humor and the laws of nature, in hopes of finding a formula to make sense of it all.

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