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In a stunning turn of events, the United States Congress has erupted into a pit of feline-like pettiness and existential dread over a piece of legislation that threatens to blur the lines between reality and the realm of science fiction. The bill, lovingly dubbed "The Tomorrow-and-Beyond Act," aims to catapult America into a new era of innovation and technological prowess, but not without igniting a fiery debate that has left lawmakers more divided than a salad bar during a nationwide lettuce shortage.

At the center of this political kerfuffle is the enigmatic Congressperson Alexa Smith, a freshman representative from the state of Technotopia, who introduced the bill under the guise of fostering progress and unity. Smith, known for her uncanny ability to predict the future with a simple "Hey, Alexa," has been pushing for the passage of the bill with the fervor of a soap opera villain revealing their master plan.

The bill's provisions are as wild as the rumors surrounding its intentions. Among other things, it promises to:

1. Legalize the use of teleportation for interstate travel, much to the chagrin of the Aerial Travel Anxiety Association (ATAA), whose members fear the consequences of experiencing turbulence at light speed.

2. Allocate funding for the development of sentient AI that can not only pass bar exams but also compose stirring patriotic music.

3. Establish a Department of Time Travel, tasked with ensuring that past, present, and future election results remain perpetually unpredictable, thus preserving the illusion of democratic choice.

4. Mandate that all public parks be equipped with holographic dinosaurs to revitalize America's dwindling sense of wonder and adventure.

The bill has sparked outrage among the more traditionally-minded members of Congress, who argue that it undermines the sanctity of the American soil and the sacred tradition of waiting in line at the DMV. "We're not against innovation," sputtered Senator John "Old Ironides" Doughton, whose opposition to the bill is as steadfast as his refusal to admit he still uses a flip phone. "We're just against innovating so hard that we end up innovating ourselves right out of existence!"

In a bizarre twist, a coalition of futurist enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists, and time travelers has formed a grassroots movement called "The Groundpounders," vowing to protect the earth from the bill's "excessive technological tampering." Their rallying cry, "Keep your hover-cars off my front lawn!" has become an anthem for the anti-bill faction, which is rapidly gaining momentum as more citizens realize that their lawnmowers may soon become obsolete.

As the debate rages on, Congress remains locked in a stalemate that resembles a game of political tug-of-war, with the future of the nation hanging precariously in the balance. Will the Tomorrow-and-Beyond Act usher in a new era of human-AI collaboration, or will it lead to a dystopian nightmare where Americans are forced to walk to the grocery store? Only time—or possibly a time traveler—will tell.

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