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In a day that will be long remembered in the annals of legal history, the Supreme Court witnessed a spectacle that could only be described as the mother of all showdowns. The titans of technology, Gigantech and ByteMaster, squared off in a courtroom that seemed too small to contain the sheer magnitude of their legal titantrum. At the heart of the dispute was the rights to a newly discovered science-fiction universe, "GalaxioQuest," which Gigantech claims to have accidentally discovered while conducting a top-secret experiment in quantum gaming.

ByteMaster, on the other hand, maintains that they had secured the rights to GalaxioQuest years earlier, during a digital auction that took place on a now-defunct platform, "BidFrenzy," which, coincidentally, was owned by none other than the infamous internet mogul, DotCom Dillon. The auction was conducted using cryptocurrency, which, as we all know, is as stable as a two-dollar ice cream cone in a lightning storm.

As the legal proceedings reached a fever pitch, Congress, ever the attentive parent to the digital brood, convened an emergency session to debate the Digital Disaster Relief Bill. This bill, which has been met with both jubilation and derision, proposes to provide financial aid to Americans affected by digital disasters, such as lost cryptocurrency investments, phantom app updates, and virtual property seizures.

The bill's proponents argue that it is a necessary lifeline for the many Americans whose lives have been upended by the tumultuous nature of the digital realm. Critics, however, claim that it is akin to bailing water from a sinking ship while the captain insists on sailing into a hurricane.

In a twist of irony, the session was live-streamed on a new platform, "SenateStream," which promised viewers an unfiltered, ad-free experience. However, as the debate raged on, viewers reported mysterious pop-ups promoting virtual real estate in GalaxioQuest, leading to widespread confusion and a surge in "accidental" purchases.

As the day came to a close, the Supreme Court adjourned without a verdict, leaving Gigantech and ByteMaster to resume their digital duel in the court of public opinion. Meanwhile, Congress, with the Digital Disaster Relief Bill hanging in the balance, adjourned to a local tavern to drown their sorrows and strategize over rounds of "Economic Impact" trivia.

The future of GalaxioQuest, and indeed the fate of digital entitlements, remains as uncertain as the next algorithm-driven recommendation on your social media feed. Stay tuned, as this saga is far from over.

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