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In a stunning twist of events that would make H.G. Wells blush, the United States Congress has embarked on a bipartisan quest to revive the lost art of dystopian futurism, as a potential model for their next impeachment script. The move, which has left political pundits and sci-fi aficionados equally aghast, was unveiled during a heated debate in the House of Representatives, where lawmakers donned vintage Ray-Bans and recited lines from "1984" to each other across the aisle.

The brainchild behind this curious endeavor is a mysterious congressional committee known only as the "Subcommittee for Alternative Political Realities" (SAPR), whose members have been spotted late at night huddled over ancient tomes of Ayn Rand and Aldous Huxley, furiously scribbling notes. "We believe that by understanding the dystopian themes of the past," said Congressperson Dystopia-Simmons (R-UT), "we can craft an impeachment narrative so compelling, it will transcend party lines and resonate with the very essence of human misery."

Meanwhile, across the Capitol, Senator Fiction-Weldon (D-MA) was overheard muttering about the potential for a "reality TV-style" impeachment trial, where the nation's leaders would be forced to live in a simulated dystopia to truly grasp the gravity of their actions. "Think of it as 'Big Brother' meets 'The Apprentice,' but with more constitutional implications," she explained, adjusting her pioneer bonnet in anticipation.

The proposal has not been without its detractors, however. Civil liberties groups have expressed concern that this newfound fascination with dystopian futures could be a slippery slope towards actual dystopian policies. "If our leaders are so enamored with dystopian themes," said activist Dissent-Crane, "perhaps it's time we started taking their threats to 'drain the swamp' literally."

As the nation watches with bated breath, one can only hope that this latest political theater is merely a fleeting fancy and not a harbinger of a future where the lines between fiction and reality are as blurred as the vision of a freshman congressmember trying to read "Brave New World" on a treadmill.

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