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In a series of events that have left the nation clutching their pearls and checking their conspiracy theory boards, President Fibber Mentalis finds himself on the precipice of impeachment, teetering like a two-dollar watch on a jackhammer. The Senate, with the solemnity of a cat deciding whether to take its revenge by scratching or simply walking away with dignified indifference, is now poised to either uphold the sanctity of the law or, well, not.

The House of Representatives, which has been busy fact-checking its own lunch menu, has formally charged President Mentalis with "High Crimes and Misdemeanors," which, in this context, seems to include everything from mispronouncing "nuclear" to failing to read the room when joking about the weather.

As if to add fuel to the fire of democracy-watching citizens, the Supreme Court has just delivered a decision so stunning, it made the plot twist of the last season of "Game of Thrones" look like a child's finger painting. In a 5-4 ruling, the Court decided that impeachment is not just a legal process but also a culinary one. Yes, you heard that right. From now on, every impeachment trial will include a three-course meal prepared by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay, with the President's fate hanging in the balance as much on his palate as on his parliamentary performance.

The White House, which has been as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest, has not yet responded to the ruling. Sources close to the President have been overheard whispering about a potential new campaign slogan: "Vote for Fibber Mentalis – He's Cooking Up a Storm in the White House!"

As the nation braces for what is sure to be a televised event more dramatic than a reality show finale, political pundits are already predicting that this impeachment trial will go down in history. Not necessarily for its legal implications, but for the unforgettable image of the President debating the merits of beef wellington versus coq au vin, all while trying to prove his innocence.

Stay tuned as this saga continues to unfold, with more twists and turns than a pretzel in a blender. And remember, folks, in America, the only thing more on the line than the Presidency is the main course. Bon appétit!

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