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In a bizarre twist to political intrigue, it has been revealed that the recently impeached leader, President Dismountable, may have inadvertently exposed his own political strategy in a heated game of "Rise and Fall of the Republic," a popular strategy game among the political elite. The game, known for its complex political simulations, pits players against each other in a battle for power, control, and the future of a digital society.

Sources close to the President have confirmed that during a late-night session, which apparently doubled as a strategic planning meeting, President Dismountable was overheard making some questionable decisions that mirrored his real-world political maneuvers. His strategies included alienating key allies, misallocating resources, and a peculiar obsession with building a "legacy space station" as a last-ditch effort to remain relevant.

The Senate, upon hearing the news, was quick to call an emergency session to discuss the implications of the President's gaming habits on national policy. "It's clear that the President's understanding of political strategy is more akin to a high-stakes game of 'Risk' than the delicate art of governance," noted Senator Foresight, who had been secretly leading the opposition in the game for several months.

The revelation has sparked a debate on the ethical implications of using strategy games as a means to develop political strategy, with some calling for an immediate ban on such activities. "If the President is drawing inspiration from a game that models the fall of civilizations, perhaps it's time we reconsider his fitness for office," stated political analyst Dr. Predictable.

In a statement, President Dismountable's office released a statement claiming that the game was simply a form of relaxation and had no bearing on his political decisions. However, the timing of the revelation, just days after his impeachment, has raised more than a few eyebrows.

As the political world continues to spin with the precision of a well-calibrated arcade game, one thing is clear: the future of the Republic is as uncertain as the outcome of the next high-score showdown in the Senate break room.

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