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In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced plans to integrate taxation into a series of high-stakes strategy games. The move, which has been dubbed "Tax-Fu," promises to revolutionize the way we pay our taxes forever.

"We're not just taxing you, we're controlling your very mind," a government spokesperson declared at a press conference. "We're not just collecting revenue, we're altering the fabric of reality itself. And you know what? We're loving every minute of it."

The new taxation system, which is set to roll out in the coming years, will involve a series of elaborate strategy games, complete with futuristic interfaces, holographic displays, and real-time data analysis. Taxpayers will be required to log in to their "Tax-Fu" accounts daily, and engage in a series of challenges designed to test their strategic thinking, problem-solving skills, and ability to cope with the crushing weight of government bureaucracy.

"We're not just taxing you," the spokesperson repeated, "we're creating a new form of legislative control. We're giving you the power to shape the very fabric of our society. And you know what? We're going to have a blast watching you do it."

The government has also announced plans to introduce a new form of cryptocurrency, designed specifically for use within the Tax-Fu system. The "Tax-Coin" will be used to reward players for completing challenges, and will be tradable on a decentralized marketplace.

But not everyone is convinced. Critics have pointed out that the new system will likely create a new form of inequality, where those with the skills and knowledge to excel in the strategy games will hold an unfair advantage over those who are less skilled.

"This is a recipe for disaster," said one tax protester. "We're turning taxation into a game, and the ones who will benefit are the ones who are already in control. This is not the future we want."

The government has dismissed these concerns, insisting that the Tax-Fu system will be completely transparent, and that there will be no room for corruption or manipulation.

"We're not in the business of favoritism," the spokesperson said. "We're in the business of collecting revenue. And we're going to do it in the most entertaining, most engaging way possible."

As the roll-out of the Tax-Fu system begins, one thing is clear: the future of taxation has never looked more exciting. Whether you're a fan of strategy games, or just plain terrified, one thing is for sure: we're all in this together. And who knows? Maybe, just maybe, we'll all emerge victorious. Or maybe we'll all end up as nothing more than pawns in the government's strategic game of control. Only time will tell.

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