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In an unexpected turn of events that has left political pundits and the general public alike scratching their heads, a dystopian candidate named Alex DeLarge has emerged as a frontrunner in the upcoming House of Representatives election. DeLarge, known for his outlandish manifestos and penchant for dramatic flair, has set the political stage ablaze with his latest proposal: a radical rehaul of the American tax system that would turn the current model on its head.

DeLarge's manifesto, titled "A Clockwork Orange Tax Code," promises a complete overhaul of the IRS, replacing the convoluted tax brackets with a system of randomized audits, where every citizen is subject to a tax audit once every seven years. The catch? The auditor's decision is final and utterly arbitrary. For example, in one audit, a taxpayer might be exempt from paying taxes for an entire decade, while in the next, they could be fined retroactively for errors not even known to have existed.

The candidate argues that this approach will inject a much-needed sense of "unpredictability" into the lives of hardworking Americans, claiming it will "break the monotony of fiscal responsibility and create a more dynamic economic landscape." DeLarge's camp further suggests that this system will lead to a surge in philanthropy, as citizens desperate to avoid the whims of the taxman will donate their earnings to non-profit organizations, thereby creating a society where charity is driven not by compassion, but by sheer terror of the IRS.

Political analysts have been divided on the merits of DeLarge's proposal. While some argue that it could lead to a more equitable distribution of wealth, as the rich are just as likely to be audited and fined as the poor, others warn of the potential for widespread economic paralysis as businesses and individuals alike attempt to navigate the unpredictable fiscal waters.

The candidate's supporters, a motley crew of disenchanted voters, have rallied behind DeLarge's message of fiscal chaos, claiming that the current system is too complicated and that a randomized approach will level the playing field. They argue that if elected, DeLarge will usher in an era of unprecedented economic freedom, where citizens are no longer shackled by the yoke of predictable tax laws.

As the election approaches, DeLarge's campaign continues to gain momentum, leaving many to wonder if the American public is truly ready to embrace the madness of a dystopian tax revolution. One thing is certain: the political landscape has never been so unpredictable, and with DeLarge in the mix, things are bound to get even more interesting.

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