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In a series of leaked documents, the world was left reeling as it became apparent that the recent catastrophic gaming disaster was, in fact, an ingenious cover for the House of Representatives' latest bid to restrict digital freedom. The documents, which bear the watermark of the "Select Committee on Gaming Disasters," outline a clandestine operation codenamed "Project Pixels Shattered."

The plan, which is as convoluted as a plot from a B-grade spy thriller, involves the intentional sabotage of gaming servers across the nation to create a public outcry for government intervention. The endgame? To propose and pass draconian legislation that would give the government unprecedented control over digital content.

"We're taking a proactive stance to safeguard our citizens from the clutches of unbridled digital entertainment," said the fictional chairperson of the House Subcommittee on Virtual Worlds, Rep. John "Console" Control. "These games are not only a distraction but a breeding ground for all sorts of unsavory behavior. We're looking out for the American family."

The proposal, which has been humorously named the "Cyber Citizen Protection and Purity Act," would require all gamers to register with a new federal agency, the "Department of Virtual Vigilance." This agency would then have the power to monitor gaming activity, impose curfews, and even dictate the type of games that can be played.

Cyber-libertarians and privacy advocates are up in arms, dubbing the plan a "digital dystopia." The Electronic Frontier Foundation, in a satirical press release, claimed, "This is the kind of overreach that would make Orwell blush. We're talking about turning the internet into a digital panopticon where the government can peer into your living room while you're trying to kill some virtual aliens."

The gaming community has responded with a mix of outrage and dark humor, with #GamerPurge and #EscapeTheDigitalNanny trending on social media. In a stroke of irony, the very systems that the government aims to control are now uniting players across the political spectrum in a collective facepalm.

As the story unfolds, it remains to be seen whether the House of Representatives' gambit will lead to a new era of digital governance or if it will backfire spectacularly, leaving lawmakers looking like the out-of-touch characters they've tried so hard to regulate. Either way, one thing is clear: the memes will be eternal.

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