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In an unprecedented turn of events, a team of rogue historians and cryptanalysts, calling themselves the "Founding Fathers 2.0," has uncovered a series of hidden clauses within the United States Constitution that could potentially revolutionize the way presidential impeachments are approached. The group, led by a man who claims to be the great-great-great-great-grandnephew of Benjamin Franklin, announced their findings at a press conference held in a makeshift colonial village, complete with actors dressed as 18th-century politicians.

The revelation centers around a little-known section of the Constitution, titled "Article of Interactive Engagement," which, according to the group, was inadvertently left out of the official document during the frantic final hours of its drafting. This article, they assert, outlines a game-like structure for impeachment proceedings, where the President's fate is determined not by the Senate's vote, but by a complex series of mini-games and challenges.

The games, which range from a Constitutionnal Chess" match against Alexander Hamilton's ghost to a "Founding Fathers Trivia Quest," are designed to test the President's knowledge of the Constitution, their strategic thinking, and their ability to engage with the nation's history in a way that is both entertaining and educational. The final round, ominously named "The Ultimate Showdown," pits the President against a holographic Thomas Jefferson, who debates the merits of the candidate's policies in a battle of wits and rhetoric.

The historians argue that this system of impeachment would not only serve as a check on executive overreach but also as a means to re-engage the American public with the political process. "We're talking about turning the impeachment process into a national event, akin to the Super Bowl, but with higher stakes and more suspense," declared the group's leader, who goes by the pseudonym "Ben Franklin V."

While the authenticity of these claims has been met with skepticism by many legal scholars and politicians, the notion of a constitutional gaming system has sparked a flurry of activity on Capitol Hill. Lawmakers from both parties, fearing that they might be outplayed by a political rival, have called for immediate investigations into the matter. Campaign strategists are already devising ways to train candidates for these potential impeachment games, while lobbyists are exploring the possibilities of influencing the outcomes through high-stakes betting.

As the nation grapples with this new interpretation of the Constitution, one thing is clear: the next presidential impeachment could very well be the most interactive event in American history. Whether this is a stroke of genius or a convoluted conspiracy remains to be seen, but one thing is certain—politics will never be the same again.

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