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In a staggering revelation that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power, a team of esteemed scientists has published a groundbreaking study indicating that a major disaster could potentially lead to a complete overhaul of the nation's taxation policies. The study, conducted by the Nonpartisan Observation of Societal Effects (NOSE) think tank, suggests that in the wake of catastrophic events such as a meteor strike or a widespread artificial intelligence uprising, the American public might be inclined to support drastic measures, including but not limited to the redistribution of wealth and the abolition of the Electoral College.

"Our findings are quite clear," stated Dr. Predictable O'Foresight, the lead author of the study. "When faced with an existential threat, the collective consciousness of the populace undergoes a rapid shift, often leading to a reevaluation of core societal values and structures. In the context of taxation, this could mean the end of the current 'trickle-down' philosophy and the beginning of a new era of progressive policy-making."

The study, which has been met with both enthusiasm and skepticism by government officials, has sparked a flurry of activity on Capitol Hill. In a rare display of unity, lawmakers from both parties have called for an emergency session to discuss the implications of the research.

"We cannot ignore the potential for change in times of crisis," warned Senator Wealthy Donor (R-Tax Havens) in a press statement. "While I firmly believe in the sanctity of our current tax system, we must remain vigilant and prepared to adapt to new realities, should the need arise."

Meanwhile, Representative Fairtax Fiscal (D-Greenback) was overheard muttering, "If a disaster of that magnitude is what it takes to rebalance the scales of economic justice in this country, then so be it. We'll take the lesson and apply it without the need for destruction."

The study's authors have emphasized that their research is purely predictive and not intended to incite panic or promote the occurrence of a disaster. However, they urge policymakers to consider the long-term implications of their current decisions and to work towards a more resilient and equitable tax system, one that can withstand the test of time—and perhaps, the test of an asteroid impact.

As the nation grapples with the potential for societal upheaval, one thing is clear: nothing fosters bipartisan cooperation quite like the looming specter of existential threat. It remains to be seen whether this newfound camaraderie will translate into meaningful legislative action, or if it will simply become another footnote in the annals of political drama.

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