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In an unprecedented move that has left political commentators and gaming enthusiasts alike rubbing their eyes in disbelief, a bipartisan group of lawmakers in the House of Representatives has proposed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that promises to revolutionize the way America's youth engage with the political process. The proposed law, aptly named "The Engagement Through Augmented Reality in Augmenting Democracy Act" or "E-TRAP for AD," seeks to introduce a national mobile gaming tournament, designed to captivate the hearts and minds of the younger generation, who are allegedly disengaged from the political satire and the grand drama unfolding on Capitol Hill.

The bill, sponsored by the odd duo of Representatives Pancake (D-Vermont) and Cluckington (R-Arkansas), envisions a grand spectacle where participants will navigate through a series of levels, each representing a different aspect of the democratic process. From filibustering mini-games that test players' endurance and patience, to lobbying simulations where players must win over the hearts of ethically challenged politicians, the tournament aims to educate and entertain in equal measure.

Critics of the bill have already dubbed it a disasterr in the making," claiming that it trivialized the complexities of governance into a mere pastime. However, proponents argue that if young Americans can spend hours strategizing for virtual dragon battles or racing against imaginary time, surely they can invest the same energy in understanding the intricacies of the legislative process, all while indulging their passion for mobile gaming.

The most controversial aspect of the proposal is the inclusion of a "Real-World Impact" score, which translates in-game achievements into actual legislative influence. For example, successfully navigating a bill through the House and Senate in the game would grant players the power to suggest real-world amendments to actual legislation. The thought of young gamers wielding such influence has sent shivers down the spines of career politicians, who are used to a more sedate electorate.

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: the political landscape is about to witness a seismic shift, with the potential for the most engaged mobile gamers to become the new kings and queens of Capitol Hill. The future of democracy, it seems, will be decided not in stuffy committee rooms, but in the palms of millions of smartphone users, as they swipe, tap, and click their way to political glory.

In related news, stock prices for companies producing energy drinks have skyrocketed, anticipating the inevitable all-nighters pulled by gamers determined to outshine their rivals in this novel political arena. The world watches with bated breath as this unorthodox experiment in democratic engagement is set to launch, promising to either be a masterstroke of civic innovation or the most absurd political fiasco in history. Only time will tell if E-TRAP for AD will usher in a new era of political involvement or if it will simply be another footnote in the annals of legislative eccentricity.

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