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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits into a frenzy, a team of rogue scientists from the Institute of Advanced Shenanigans has released a study claiming that the political strategy of the recently impeached leader, known as President Rump, may have been heavily influenced by a previously unknown branch of futurism.

The study, titled "Temporal Tactics: The Impeached Leader's Preternatural Political Strategy," suggests that President Rump's ability to consistently navigate the treacherous waters of Washington politics with an almost prescient flair could be attributed to a mysterious device rumored to be powered by a "Quantum Political Processor."

According to the lead researcher, Dr. Quirk, the device, which resembles a vintage pocket watch, was capable of "calculating the future outcomes of political decisions with an accuracy that defies conventional statistical models." Dr. Quirk, sporting a lab coat adorned with patches of both the Democratic and Republican party emblems, claimed that the watch could have been used to predict the reactions of the public and the media, as well as to orchestrate a series of events that would lead to specific legislative outcomes.

The study's methodology involved a series of complex experiments, including a reenactment of the infamous "Covfefe Incident," which, when viewed through the lens of the Quantum Political Processor, was revealed to be a meticulously orchestrated distraction tactic designed to divert public attention from a series of unpopular policy decisions.

Critics of the study have denounced it as a "conspiracy theory masquerading as science," while others have hailed it as a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the field of political strategy. Meanwhile, the public remains divided, with some demanding the immediate implementation of Quantum Political Processors in all levels of government, and others calling for a thorough investigation into the ethical implications of manipulating the future for political gain.

As the controversy rages on, one thing is clear: the world of politics will never be the same again, thanks to the mind-bending revelations of the Institute of Advanced Shenanigans. Whether the study's claims are legit or not, one thing is certain—the race for the next election is going to be more unpredictable than ever, with pundits and citizens alike wondering if the future of politics has already been calculated and encoded within the gears of a Quantum Political Processor.

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