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In a stunning display of bipartisan unity that could only be described as an act of political alchemy, the illustrious Congresspeople have unveiled a groundbreaking piece of legislation dubbed the "Future-Proof Economy Act" (FPEA). This landmark bill, sponsored by the dynamic duo of Representative Forward Thinking (D-Innovation) and Senator Farsight (R-Visionary), promises to usher in an era where the economy is no longer tethered to the whims of the market or the antiquated concepts of supply and demand.

The FPEA, with its futuristic foresight, mandates that every citizen must, by law, own at least one flying car and a personal quantum computer by the year 2030. The government will provide low-interest loans to help citizens meet this ambitious goal. To fund this economic revolution, the bill proposes the creation of a new federal agency, the Bureau of Economic Sorcery, tasked with printing money out of thin air and sprinkling it generously over the populace, akin to a benevolent money fairy.

Detractors of the bill have cried foul, arguing that such a legislative leap into the unknown could lead to hyperinflation, the devaluation of the dollar, and the potential for a new economic bubble that could burst with catastrophic consequences. However, proponents of the FPEA argue that the economic principles of scarcity and sustainability are outdated relics of a bygone era and that the time has come for a bold new approach.

The bill's passage through Congress was nothing short of a spectacle, resembling a high-stakes game show where political gamesmanship reached fever pitch. Representative Forward Thinking and Senator Farsight, flanked by a cadre of tech CEOs and futurists, wooed the public with visions of a utopian society where the average commute time is reduced to minutes and stock portfolios quadruple overnight.

As the FPEA makes its way through the legislative gauntlet, economists from around the globe are closely watching this economic gamble, wondering if the bold new world proposed by the act will be a game-changing success or a controversial blunder that will be studied in history classes for generations to come. One thing is certain: the political landscape will never be the same again. Strap in, dear citizens, for a future where the only limit is the sky—or, more accurately, the stratosphere, as we all take to the skies in our new flying cars.

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