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In a shocking turn of events, the once-thriving metropolis of Futuropolis has taken a decidedly dystopian turn, with the economy now revolving around the trading of dystopian futures and the speculative investment in societal collapse. The city's Stock Exchange has been rebranded as the "Dystopian Futures Market," where the elite gather daily to bid on the likelihood of various apocalyptic scenarios, from nuclear winters to AI uprisings.

The leading political figure, Senator Doomsday, has capitalized on this new economic boom by introducing a series of legislative bills designed to incentivize dystopian outcomes. His most controversial bill, the "Historical Anachronism Act," aims to reverse all technological advancements made since the year 2000, ensuring a return to a time when society was simpler and more ripe for dystopian exploitation.

In an ironic twist, the bill has garnered bipartisan support, with both the "Optimist" and "Pessimist" parties backing the measure. Party leaders, Optimista and Pessimus, have released a joint statement, saying, "In these uncertain times, it's comforting to know that we can always count on a good old-fashioned dystopia to bring us together."

Critics argue that this new political landscape is not only a reflection of a society that has lost faith in progress but also a dangerously cynical approach to governance. However, proponents of the dystopian economy argue that this is simply a new frontier in capitalist expansion, where the only limit is the imagination of the investor and the willingness to embrace a future where the most profitable outcome is often the darkest.

As Futuropolis continues to embrace its dystopian destiny, one cannot help but wonder if this is indeed the future of politics and economics, or if it's simply a satirical reflection of our current societal obsession with end-times scenarios and apocalyptic narratives. Regardless, the Dystopian Futures Market is open for business, and the stakes have never been higher—or lower, depending on your investment portfolio.

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