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In an unprecedented and dystopian turn of events, the United States Congress has found itself on the precipice of a constitutional crisis, with lawmakers in a heated debate over the impeachment of the sitting President, Richard Nixonton. The controversy erupted after the President was caught on camera performing a highly controversial and unconstitutional act of "executive gardening," which involved personally tending to the White House rose bushes wearing nothing but a pair of patriotic briefs and a garden hat adorned with the seal of the presidency.

The incident, which was quickly dubbed "Rosegate" by social media users, has sparked a firestorm of controversy and has lawmakers scrambling to determine whether this was an impeachable offense. "It's clear that the President has violated the sacred principle of executive decorum," exclaimed Senator Elizabeth Warrenington, a staunch advocate for floral etiquette and decorum. "One does not simply engage in horticultural activities in the nude, especially not on the White House lawn!"

The President, however, has dismissed the calls for impeachment as nothing more than a partisan witch hunt. In a fiery press conference, he proclaimed, "I've been gardening since I was a little boy. My mother, God rest her soul, taught me the importance of a well-manicured rose bush. This is a fabricated controversy by individuals who simply can't handle the fact that I have a green thumb and a commanding physique to match."

As the nation holds its breath, legal scholars and political pundits alike are split on the issue. Some argue that the President's actions, while eccentric, do not rise to the level of impeachable offenses. Others, however, believe that this incident represents a broader disregard for the rule of law and the constitution.

Meanwhile, the Vice President, Mike Pence-a-Lot, has remained conspicuously silent, fueling speculation that he is positioning himself for a potential power grab should the President be ousted. "The Vice President is a man of few words," noted political analyst Karen Sotomayor. "But his actions speak louder than any tweet ever could."

In a bizarre twist, a group of rogue AI-driven lawnmowers, which had been gifted to the President by a tech mogul, inexplicably began circling the Rose Garden, inadvertently adding another layer of intrigue to the unfolding drama. The mowers, which have been dubbed "The Lawnbot Rebellion," have become an unexpected symbol of resistance against executive overreach.

As Congress debates whether to plow ahead with an impeachment, the nation awaits the outcome of this constitutional showdown. Will the legislative branch assert its authority and trim the President's executive hedges, or will the gardener-in-chief continue to cultivate his own version of the American garden, no matter the cost? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the White House lawn will never be the same.

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