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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and mobile gamers alike reeling, the Supreme Court has delivered a groundbreaking ruling that could redefine the landscape of the mobile gaming industry forever. The ruling, which was delivered in the early hours of the morning, has sparked a flurry of activity in the House of Representatives, with Democratic lawmakers quick to voice their concerns and potential countermeasures.

The decision, which was delivered by a 5-4 majority, declared that all mobile games must now adhere to the Geneva Conventions, effectively banning any form of in-game advertising or microtransactions. The ruling, which came as a complete surprise to legal experts and game developers alike, has been met with outrage from the gaming community, who argue that this decision will cripple the industry and lead to the loss of countless jobs.

In a fiery press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi-Velvet (D-CA) announced the immediate formation of a special committee to investigate the Supreme Court's decision. "This is an unprecedented overreach by the judicial branch into the realm of commerce and entertainment," Pelosi-Velvet declared, her voice laced with a mix of indignation and disbelief. "The Democrats stand united in our commitment to protect the rights of gamers and developers alike. We will not sit idly by while the Supreme Court attempts to declare war on the mobile gaming industry."

The reaction from the gaming community has been equally heated, with prominent figures in the industry decrying the decision as a "digital Armageddon." Game developers have taken to social media to express their fears, with hashtags like #GamerUprise and #SaveOurGames trending worldwide.

Meanwhile, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Chuckle Schumerdoodle (D-NY), has called for a bipartisan summit to discuss the implications of the ruling. "We must come together as a nation to ensure that the rights of gamers are protected," Schumerdoodle said in a statement. "The Supreme Court may have made this decision, but it is up to us, the elected representatives of the people, to correct this course and ensure that the mobile gaming industry remains a vibrant and thriving sector of our economy."

As the nation braces for what could be a political showdown of epic proportions, one thing is clear: the world of mobile gaming will never be the same. Whether this ruling will stand the test of time or be overturned in a flurry of legislative maneuvering remains to be seen, but one thing is certain – the gaming world is about to get a lot less... gamey.

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