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In a jaw-dropping turn of events, the 2023 elections have been set ablaze with controversy as the enigmatic candidate, FuturT. Rimshot, has boldly promised to usher in a "Freedom" agenda unlike any other. Rimshot, a self-proclaimed seer of societal shifts and a prophet of progress, has been making waves with his outlandish promises that range from the government-funded invention of a teleportation device to the establishment of a national cat GIF day.

The House of Representatives, traditionally a bastion of staid debates and legislative gridlock, found itself utterly confounded by Rimshot's platform. His calls for the dissolution of all bureaucratic red tape and the implementation of a "Freedom Force" to liberate citizens from the mundane shackles of routine life have sparked a firestorm of debate among lawmakers.

"It's either revolutionary or absolutely preposterous," declared an incensed Representative Timeworn, a veteran of Capitol Hill who questioned the feasibility of Rimshot's teleportation pledge. "We're talking about a technology that not even the most fanciful of science fiction writers have dared to dream up. Yet, here we are, being told it's just around the corner if we elect this man."

Rimshot's detractors argue that his campaign is nothing more than a carnival barker's pitch, designed to dazzle and distract the electorate from the complexities of governance. Meanwhile, his supporters have flocked to his rallies, where they are promised a future where the only limits are the laws of physics.

In a particularly flamboyant display of his commitment to the "Freedom" agenda, Rimshot promised to host the first-ever "National Freedom Festival" in the event of his election. The festival, set to take place on the White House lawn, will feature a keynote speech delivered from the Oval Office via a holographic projection, a fireworks display timed to the release of thousands of balloons shaped like liberty bells, and a mainstage concert featuring only bands named "The Liberators."

As the election draws near, the nation watches with bated breath to see if the stars have aligned to elect a man who promises to catapult humanity into a new era of freedom, or if this is merely the grandest of grandstands. One thing is certain: the campaign of FuturT. Rimshot has ensured that this election cycle will be remembered for its sheer audacity and unapologetic embrace of the future, no matter how absurd it may seem.

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