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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts and mobile game developers alike scratching their heads, the United States Senate has inadvertently become the unlikely catalyst for a seismic shift in the mobile gaming industry. It all started when a little-known Senator from the state of Gamerica, Senator Joystick, introduced a bill that would require all mobile games to feature a character based on each sitting Supreme Court Justice.

The bill, named the "Supreme Interactive Entertainment Act," was initially met with laughter and skepticism. However, as it made its way through the Senate's labyrinthine corridors, it somehow gathered momentum, much to the bewilderment of political satirists and gaming enthusiasts alike. The proposed law, which would mandate that every game developer must include a Justice-like character that embodies the "integrity, wisdom, and dedication" of the real-life Justices, has since become the talk of Capitol Hill and the gaming world.

The Supreme Court, in a rare display of unanimity, surprisingly upheld the bill, citing it as a "creative expression of the First Amendment." The Justices, who were each presented with their in-game counterparts, ranging from a stoic Justice Scalia-esque knight to a Justice Ginsburg-inspired wizard, were reportedly "tickled" by the idea.

The gaming industry, however, is not amused. Major developers have launched a full-scale campaign against the bill, with some even hinting at a boycott of Senate events until the matter is resolved. The hashtag SenateverSenate has been trending, with developers and players alike expressing their outrage over what they perceive as government overreach into the realm of artistic freedom.

In a bizarre twist, political strategists have begun to use the bill as a new tool in their arsenal. Candidates from both sides of the aisle are now campaigning on platforms that either support or oppose the "Supreme Interactive Entertainment Act," turning what was once a trivial piece of legislation into a hot-button issue.

As the nation braces for the potential fallout from this unexpected turn of events, one thing is clear: the mobile gaming industry will never be the same. Whether this will lead to a new era of political engagement through gaming or a hilarious series of games filled with robed characters remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain—the Senate's latest move has undoubtedly injected a new level of satire into the political process, proving once again that sometimes, the most absurd ideas can lead to the most unexpected outcomes.

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