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In a shocking display of political audacity and a potential foreshadowing of the future of governance, Senator Thumbs-a-Lot (R-VR Gaming) has stunned the nation by announcing his immediate resignation from the Senate to pursue a full-time career in mobile gaming. Citing the "unprecedented challenges and the sheer amount of time required to dominate the leaderboards of hit games like 'Tap Titans II' and 'Piano Tiles 2'," Senator Thumbs-a-Lot declared that the world of mobile gaming was his true calling.

The senior senator from the state of Quick Taps, known for his deft fingerwork and record-setting high scores, argued that his transition from politics to mobile gaming was a natural progression, given the current political climate. "The swipe of a finger can change the world, or at least clear a level," he stated, his eyes gleaming with the kind of intense focus usually reserved for debating the merits of fiscal policy or the intricacies of a new game update.

The political landscape has been left reeling from the announcement, with pundits and politicos alike debating the implications of such a move. Some have hailed Senator Thumbs-a-Lot as a trailblazer, a representative of the future where politicians are as adept at navigating virtual realms as they are legislative ones. Others have condemned the decision as a disaster of the highest order, a clear sign that the nation's political system is in dire need of repair.

In the wake of the resignation, a special election has been called, with candidates promising to uphold the dignity of traditional politics. Meanwhile, Senator Thumbs-a-Lot has been spotted at various gaming conventions, his absence from Capitol Hill barely noticeable amidst a flurry of high scores and virtual triumphs.

As the country grapples with the idea of a politician turning his back on the hallowed halls of governance for the bright lights of mobile gaming, one thing is clear: the world of politics is about to get a whole lot more interesting. Or perhaps, it's already in the capable hands of a new breed of leaders, those who can tap their way to success in both the digital and the political realms.

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