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In a stunning turn of events, Congress has proposed a groundbreaking tax overhaul that promises to "revolutionize" the American economy. Dubbed the "Great American Tax Fiasco of 2023," the bill, which is currently making its way through the legislative process, has sparked a frenzy of speculation and outrage across the nation.

The cornerstone of this tax overhaul is the "Patriotic Incentive for Wealthy Patriarchs Act," which aims to incentivize the rich to procreate by providing a whopping 95% tax deduction for each child born to families earning over $1 million annually. Critics are calling it "charity for the ultra-wealthy," while supporters argue it's a "patriotic move to boost the birth rate among the elite."

In a related development, the President, known for his unorthodox approach to policy-making, has weighed in on the situation. In a press conference held in the Rose Garden, President WeirdlyTweet announced, "This tax plan is going to be yuge! It's going to make America great again, and I'm not even talking about the wall. We're talking about a baby boom of the upper crust, folks. It's like a real-life Downton Abbey, but with less class conflict and more tax loopholes."

Meanwhile, the looming threat of impeachment has cast a shadow over the entire proceedings. With the nation gripped by political drama, some experts speculate that the tax overhaul could be a strategic move by Congress to distract the public from the ongoing impeachment inquiry. "It's a classic case of 'bread and games,'" says political analyst Sir Edmund Scrooge. "They're offering economic circuses to keep the masses entertained while they play political roulette with the President's future."

As the bill navigates the complex waters of Congress, economists and pundits are split on its potential impact. Some predict it will "unleash a torrent of economic growth," while others caution that it could lead to "an unprecedented concentration of wealth and power" in the hands of a privileged few.

In a rare moment of bipartisan unity, both Democrats and Republicans have expressed their concerns. "This is madness!" exclaimed Senator FiscalResponsible. "We're essentially creating a tax system that rewards the rich for reproducing, while the rest of America struggles to make ends meet."

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: the "Great American Tax Fiasco of 2023" is set to become the most talked-about piece of legislation in recent history. Will it be the catalyst for a new era of prosperity, or will it deepen the divisions in a country already grappling with political turmoil? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure—the next few months in Congress are guaranteed to be anything but dull.

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