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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and children everywhere dreaming of a future in politics, a precocious 11-year-old science prodigy named Timmy Tinkerpot has unveiled a campaign proposal that is leaving seasoned politicians quivering in their boots. The young phenom, who has already invented a self-cleaning sandwich and a way to make broccoli taste like chocolate, has set his sights on the highest political office in the land – the Presidency of the United States.

During a testify hearing before the Senate, where the average age of the attendees could easily have doubled the national debt, Timmy presented his vision for a "Smart America." The proposal, which he hand-drew on a napkin from the Senate cafeteria, includes revolutionary ideas such as:

1. Mandatory recess for Congress to encourage bipartisan playground diplomacy.

2. A policy to ensure every government document is written in crayon, making them accessible to "the common citizen."

3. A national science fair to replace traditional political debates, with contestants battling it out with volcano eruptions and lemon battery circuits rather than sound bites and attack ads.

4. The introduction of a "Cool Factor" metric to evaluate the effectiveness of government policies, with points awarded for the inclusion of slime, glow sticks, and anything that can be launched from a Nerf gun.

5. And, most controversially, the appointment of a 7-year-old girl who can burp the alphabet as the new Secretary of Defense, to ensure that "our military strategies are as robust and unexpected as a fourth grader's belch."

While the proposal was met with a mix of bewilderment and awe, some senators were overheard muttering, "Maybe there's something to this kid's ideas. I mean, at least it's a change from the usual hot mess." Others were more skeptical, with one seasoned senator stating, "This is America, young man. You can't run for President until you've at least tried a political smear campaign and been voted off the school board."

Timmy, unfazed by the mixed reactions, simply responded with a shrug and a promise to unveil his top-secret weapon: a solar-powered, biodegradable robot that will campaign for him by performing Magic Tree House book reports at early voting locations.

As the nation watches this unprecedented race unfold, one thing is clear: the future of American politics may very well be in the hands of a child with a lab coat and a packet of Kool-Aid. God help us all.

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