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In a staggering turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and citizens everywhere reaching for their smartphones, President Gamestick has found himself in the odd position of unifying the Democratic Party in a historic standoff. The impeached leader, whose real-life decisions have been likened to a child's whim in a game of "Simon Says," has reportedly been caught red-handed (or rather, thumbed) playing high-stakes mobile games during critical national security briefings.

Sources close to the White House confide that President Gamestick's latest obsession, a game called "Tap to Save America," where players must swipe away alien invaders threatening the nation's monuments, has become more than just a pastime. Insiders report that the President has been known to skip policy meetings to level up his in-game character, "Commander GameOn," and has even been overheard muttering game strategies during diplomatic negotiations.

The Democratic Party, traditionally divided on most issues, has found a rare point of agreement: a President who prioritizes virtual conquests over real-world leadership. "It's like watching a toddler in a candy store," remarked Senator Berrypicking, a key figure in the opposition. "Here's a man who can't seem to decide whether he's running the country or trying to beat the high score on 'Tap to Save America.'"

The situation reached a boiling point when the President, during a live press conference, accidentally referred to the Vice President as his "power-up item" and the Speaker of the House as his "lifeline" in a fittingly game-related faux pas. The blunder was the final straw for the Democratic Party, who have since rallied together, armed with petitions and virtual reality headsets, to demand President Gamestick's attention be redirected from the pixelated battlefield to the real one.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the standoff between the impeached President and the united Democratic front continues to unfold. Experts predict that unless President Gamestick can "level up" his approach to leadership, the next level of his presidency may be game over.

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