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In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned political thriller novelists blush, a 12-year-old strategy gaming prodigy, known only as "Little General," has single-handedly unearthed a clandestine operation within the hallowed halls of Congress. This operation, which Little General likened to a high-stakes game of "Risk," was aimed at altering the course of impeachment history.

According to documents obtained by our fearless investigative team, codenamed "Operation Check-Mate," a group of unnamed Congress members, affectionately referred to by Little General as "The Senate Knights," had been covertly meeting in a secret chamber beneath the Capitol Building, decked out with a life-sized map of the United States. The room, equipped with electronic voting booths and real-time news feeds, bore a striking resemblance to Little General's own battle station, where he masterfully maneuvers his digital armies.

The plot, as revealed by Little General's meticulous analysis of Congressional voting patterns, involved a series of strategic maneuvers designed to "tip the balance of power in favor of the incumbent leader," a figure known to Little General as "The Emperor of the Beltway." The strategy gaming whiz kid noted that the lawmakers were using legislative tactics akin to "Risk" moves, such as double-dealing with opposition factions and implementing surprise resolutions to corner their political adversaries.

Little General's discovery came after a marathon 24-hour session of playing "Civilization VI," where he inadvertently tuned into a live stream of Congressional proceedings. Striking a pattern between the historical strategies he was employing in the game and the real-time political maneuvers, Little General realized that the lines between politics and strategy gaming were more blurred than a Monet painting viewed through a kaleidoscope.

The revelation sent shockwaves through the political spectrum, with pundits and politicians alike scrambling to either discredit the young prodigy's findings or to align themselves with his prodigious insights. Meanwhile, Little General, who has been invited to testify before a special committee convened to investigate the matter, remains unimpressed by the frenzy his discovery has caused. He is reported to have said, "It's just like when you're three spaces away from conquering the world – you've got to make every move count."

As the story continues to unfold, one thing is clear: in the world of high-stakes politics, sometimes the most unexpected players hold the keys to unlocking the truth. And in this case, that player is just a pre-teen with a passion for strategy games and a penchant for peering beyond the obvious.

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