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In an unprecedented move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and citizens everywhere both bewildered and intrigued, Congressperson FidgetSpinner has introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation that seeks to regulate mobile games as the next national campaign. The bill, known as the "Game Over Clause Act," proposes to treat popular mobile games like "Finger Frenzy 2023" and "Swipe 'n' Seek" with the same scrutiny and oversight as a presidential campaign.

The legislation, which has been met with a mixture of laughter and concern, outlines a series of stringent requirements for mobile game developers, including mandatory bi-weekly transparency reports on in-game purchases, psychological impact assessments, and a requirement to feature an "Exit Poll" option at the end of each game session. Critics argue that this is a dystopian leap towards government oversight of leisure activities, while supporters claim it's a necessary step to ensure the mental health of the American populace.

The bill's sponsor, Congressperson FidgetSpinner, a political satirist known for their flamboyant statements and outlandish proposals, has doubled down on the initiative, claiming that mobile games have become more influential than traditional campaigning. "We've reached a point where the virtual coin toss has more sway over public opinion than a candidate's policy platform," FidgetSpinner declared in a press release filled with ironic fervor.

The gaming community, initially outraged, has since mobilized, organizing a grassroots campaign to either support the bill as a satirical stance against political apathy or to rally against what they perceive as an invasion of their digital sanctuaries. Meanwhile, political strategists are scrambling to understand whether this is a genuine attempt to regulate gaming or a masterful ploy to distract from more pressing legislative issues.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the line between entertainment and political campaigning has become so blurred that it's now a playground for political satire. Whether this will lead to a new era of engaged citizens or a nation of gaming-obsessed voters remains to be seen. For now, the "Game Over Clause Act" stands as a testament to the absurdity of our times, where reality and irony dance in a delicate balance, leaving the public both entertained and confused.

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