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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and historians scratching their heads in bewilderment, it has come to light that the recent natural disaster, the Great Blimpish Debris Deluge, was not merely an act of nature, but a carefully orchestrated event by the enigmatic and satirical figure known as "Comedy Commander-in-Chief."

The Comedy Commander, whose real identity remains a closely guarded secret, has long been a thorn in the side of both the illustrious and the less-illustrious members of the political elite. Known for his biting wit and his uncanny ability to skewer sacred cows with the finesse of a master swordsman, the Comedy Commander has now allegedly added "Weather Manipulator" to his list of credentials.

According to reports from the Department of Unusual Occurrences and the Bureau of Political Irony, the Great Blimpish Debris Deluge was a direct result of the Comedy Commander's innovative approach to making a point. In a bid to demonstrate the absurdity of political gridlock, the Comedy Commander is said to have harnessed the power of a rogue weather balloon, turning it into a colossal cloud-seeding device that dropped tons of debris onto the capitol, effectively halting political proceedings and forcing lawmakers to work together to clean up the mess.

The Comedy Commander's office has not responded to requests for comment, but political insiders close to the situation have suggested that this was a stunt designed to remind the public that politicss, like a good joke, is all about timing and delivery."

In the aftermath of the deluge, politicians from both sides of the aisle have come together to praise the Comedy Commander's ingenuity, with some even suggesting that he be awarded a Nobel Prize for his efforts in "promoting international laughter and diplomacy."

As the nation picks up the pieces of what some are calling the most memorable political satire in history, one thing is clear: the Comedy Commander has once again proven that in the world of politics, the pen is mightier than the sword, and sometimes, the most effective way to change the course of history is to do it with a smile—and possibly a well-placed piece of debris.

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