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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and economists alike scratching their heads, a team of rogue scientists from the illustrious Institute of Hyperbolic Research (IHR) unveiled a groundbreaking discovery that not only challenges the very foundations of the United States Constitution but also the economic principles it was built upon.

The IHR, known for their outlandish theories and penchant for the dramatic, claimed to have discovered a previously unknown resource, "Constitutium," which is capable of rendering the dollar obsolete and, in turn, the entire economic system based on fiat currency.

In a Congressional hearing that was more theatrical than a Shakespearean play, the lead scientist, Dr. Absurd VonOutland, presented a prototype of a device, affectionately named the "Moolah-Neutralizer." This contraption, he declared, could convert all paper money into "Constitutium" bills, which, according to the scientists, are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Constitution itself.

The implications of such a discovery are monumental. Dr. VonOutland, with a wink and a grin, suggested that this new resource could eliminate the need for Federal Reserve interest rates, end the national debt, and even provide a solution to the contentious issue of healthcare by allowing for universal basic income.

The reaction from members of Congress ranged from bewilderment to outrage. Senator Wealthy Pocket, a staunch defender of traditional economic values, accused the IHR of "quack science" and "intellectual tomfoolery," demanding an immediate investigation into the source of their funding. Representative Fiscal Cliff, on the other hand, saw the potential for political gain and quickly called for a bipartisan committee to further explore the possibilities of "Constitutium."

Meanwhile, Wall Street tycoons and industrial magnates were reportedly seen clutching their gold bars and shaking in their bespoke loafers at the thought of an economy no longer anchored by the almighty dollar.

As the nation grapples with this revelation, the IHR has promised to reveal more details in the coming weeks. Until then, the political landscape is abuzz with speculation, conspiracy theories, and an unprecedented level of bipartisan collaboration—all in the pursuit of understanding this mysterious "Constitutium."

In true IHR fashion, Dr. VonOutland ended his presentation with a rousing call to action, urging the citizens to "question the very fabric of reality, for in doing so, we may just find the threads that bind our destiny."

Stay tuned as this story develops, or should we say, evolves. Because in a world where science, politics, and the Constitution collide, anything is possible—including the end of money as we know it.

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