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In an unprecedented display of bipartisanship, or as some would say, a desperate attempt to avoid the political backlash of inaction, Senator Slick Rick (D-Swingstate) and Senator Smokin' Joe (R-Oilfield) have banded together to propose a bill that could change the face of American politics forever. Dubbed the "Potomac Pact," the bill aims to legalize and regulate marijuana nationwide, with a twist that has the Supreme Court on high alert.

The twist? The bill includes a clause that requires the Justices themselves to partake in a mandatory annual 4/20 celebration, complete with themed decorations and "educational" seminars led by none other than celebrity weed connoisseur, Snoop Dogg. The event is to be broadcast live on C-SPAN, much to the chagrin of America's grandparents and children alike.

Supporters of the bill argue that this unique requirement will ensure the Supreme Court remains "in touch with the people's priorities," while detractors claim it's a blatant attempt to undermine the judiciary's independence. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McZany (R-Coal) has called the bill a "harebrained scheme," but not before taking a long, contemplative puff on his cigar, which many have interpreted as a "sign of the times."

The Potomac Pact also includes a clause mandating that every piece of legislation must be debated while participants are high, ensuring that only the most "creative" and "forward-thinking" laws will pass. "It's a stroke of genius," proclaimed Senator Slick Rick, who was, at the time, munching on a bag of Doritos. "We're going to solve climate change by legalizing weed and making sure every congressperson has the munchies!"

Critics of the bill are concerned about the potential for increased legislative errors, with Senator Smokin' Joe famously predicting, "It's gonna be like a 48-hour comedy skit, except instead of laughter, there'll be legal documents and policy reforms. And maybe some laughter too, you know, if we're into that."

As the bill gains momentum, the nation waits with bated breath to see if this daring political strategy will avert the looming disaster of congressional stagnation, or if it will simply lead to the highest court in the land hosting the most bizarre sesh in history. One thing is for certain: the next session of the Supreme Court promises to be, as the kids say, "lit."

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