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In an unprecedented move that has left political pundits and scientists scratching their heads in equal measure, the newly elected lawmaker, Representative Future-Proof Nostradamus, has introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation entitled the "Great Reconciliation Act of 2023." The bill, which has been described by critics as a dystopiann plot straight out of a sci-fi novel," aims to require all politicians to major in both political science and theoretical physics before running for office.

The ostensible reason behind this law, as Nostradamus stated in a press release, is to "bridge the gap between the political and scientific realms, thereby creating a more harmonious and enlightened society." Critics, however, argue that the law is a thinly veiled attempt to make the political arena inaccessible to anyone without a PhD in particle physics and astrophysics.

In a stunning campaign video, Nostradamus dons a lab coat and performs complex calculations while simultaneously delivering political stump speeches. The video ends with the lawmaker standing triumphantly on a scale that somehow reads both the correct weight and the current political polls, declaring, "In the future, every politician must be a physicist. That's the only way to ensure they can solve the problems of our universe!"

The scientific community, initially skeptical, has found itself in an unexpected alliance with political advisers. Both groups are racing to create crash courses that could potentially prepare potential candidates for the rigorous entrance exams into the newly formed Political Science and Quantum Mechanics Academy (PSQMA). The academy, set to open its doors in the nation's capital, is rumored to be housed in a renovated bunker, complete with a zero-gravity debate chamber and a subatomic policy-writing lab.

The legislation has sparked a frenzy of speculation about the future of politics and science, with some pundits predicting a new golden age of enlightened governance and others warning of a chilling effect on the political process. One thing is clear: the political landscape will never be the same.

In related news, a group of disgruntled politicians who had started their careers in other fields, including a former professional clown and a retired pro wrestler, have formed a resistance group called "Real Politicians of Earth" (RPE). Their manifesto, which has been leaked to the press, calls for the abolition of the Great Reconciliation Act, claiming it "is an affront to democracy and a slap in the face to those who serve the people with heart and soul, not just with a Nobel Prize in Physics."

The future, it seems, is bright—if you're a politician with a knack for quantum entanglement and a flair for oratory. For everyone else, it's a brave new world of politics, with a side of Schrödinger's Cat theory.

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