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In a stunning turn of events that would make the fictional political mastermind Frank Underwood blush, it has come to light that the House of Representatives has been operating less like a legislative body and more like an elaborate strategy game, with impeachment as the ultimate prize.

Sources close to the matter have revealed that Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her team have been secretly playing a custom version of Risk, where instead of conquering territories, members are vying to impeach the sitting President, whom they've affectionately dubbed "Commander-in-Chief Cheat."

The game, known within the Beltway as "Impeachment Risk," has reportedly been in play since the President's inauguration. "We've been building our alliances and strategizing our moves for years," confided a senior aide to Pelosi, who spoke on condition of anonymity to avoid being 'eliminated' from the game.

The aide explained that each impeachment article is a 'card' that can be played to challenge the President's 'territory,' with the Senate serving as the referee to decide if the play is valid. "It's a high-stakes game of diplomacy, deception, and daring," the aide continued, "where every public appearance, tweet, and legislative maneuver is part of a larger strategy to either oust the President or protect one's own political hide."

In a recent turn of events, the President, who has been reportedly juggling several 'Risk' boards in the Oval Office, has countered by initiating a 'Nuclear Option' of his own, flooding the zone with executive orders and policy changes designed to confuse and disarm the opposition.

"The President's moves are unconventional, but effective," boasted a White House insider. "He's playing 4D chess while they're still stuck in checkers."

As the nation watches with bated breath, both sides are gearing up for what promises to be the most epic showdown in political history. Will the impeachment forces successfully navigate the treacherous board to reach the President's 'capital'? Or will the President outmaneuver his opponents and solidify his hold on the 'game'?

One thing is certain: the political satire has reached new heights, with the American public as both the unknowing audience and the unwitting players in this grand, absurdist spectacle.

In related news, a new board game called "Washington Monopoly" has been reportedly spotted in the gift shops of the National Mall, where players can buy, sell, and trade political favors and influence in a more conventional, albeit equally cynical, interpretation of the American dream.

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