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In a stunning display of voter whimsy, the once-great nation of Votetopia has officially elected a war as its new leader. The unprecedented move, which has left political pundits and historians alike scratching their heads, saw the unexpected ousting of the long-standing Democratic party, who have ruled the land with an iron fist since its inception.

The war, which goes by the ominous moniker "The Great Electoral War of 2023," secured its victory by a landslide, with a staggering 99.9% of the electorate casting their ballots in its favor. The war, which has no formal political platform except for its promise to "drain the swamp" of the political establishment, is expected to bring a host of changes to the nation's governance.

In a press conference held aboard a decommissioned battleship-turned-campaign-headquarters, the war's official spokesperson, a charismatic bomb named Blaston, declared, "We are not here to govern in the traditional sense. We are here to shake the very foundations of this corrupt political system and remind everyone that power can come from the most unexpected places."

As the war takes office, political analysts predict a series of turbulent events, including but not limited to: the drafting of every politician into active service, the replacement of Congress with a council of drones for more 'efficient' decision-making, and the implementation of a new currency: spent munitions.

In a related incident, former Democratic leaders have been spotted in undisclosed locations, reportedly training a new army of political zombies to reclaim their lost throne. The war has responded with a swift tweet, promising to "wage a war of satire and irony" against this undead political force.

As Votetopia braces itself for the unpredictable reign of "The Great Electoral War of 2023," one thing is clear: the political landscape will never be the same again. The world watches with bated breath as the nation embarks on its most unconventional political experiment yet.

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