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In an unprecedented discovery that has the scientific community buzzing, a team of historians and archaeologists unearthed the remains of the 'Lost Battalion' from the Battle of the Crater, 1864. The battalion, long believed to have been annihilated during a failed underground assault on Confederate lines, was found perfectly preserved in an underground cavern in Petersburg, Virginia. But the true shocker lies not in their survival, but in the secret weapon they were equipped with: a prototype time machine, affectionately dubbed "The Flux Capacitor" by the team.

Congressman Histrionical (R-Temporal) immediately called for a bipartisan committee to investigate the implications of this discovery on modern warfare, the economy, and the future of history itself. "This could change everything," he declared, his eyes gleaming with the promise of rewriting the history books and the potential for a new kind of geopolitical brinkmanship. "Imagine sending our finest troops back to pivotal moments in history to ensure a favorable economic climate for the House of Representatives' fiscal policies!"

The scientific community, however, is divided. Dr. Theoretica from the Institute of Temporal Studies argued that the ethical implications of time travel were too complex to navigate, especially when it came to altering historical events for economic gain. "We could inadvertently create a paradox where the House of Representatives' financial strategies become self-defeating," she warned.

Meanwhile, the defense industry is salivating at the prospect of a new arms race. Defense contractor ChronoTech has already pitched their "H.G. Wells" line of time-travel weaponry, promising to make America's adversaries "so yesterday."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the Lost Battalion's discovery has opened a Pandora's box of possibilities, and the world watches with bated breath as the 19th century meets the 21st in a most unexpected way.

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