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In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts and tax preparers alike scratching their heads, Congress has passed the most audacious tax bill in American history. The bill, known as the "Peace Through Prosperity Act," proposes a series of tax cuts so deep that economists predict it will either plunge the country into a new era of unprecedented wealth or inadvertently ignite a global economic war.

The act, which was passed unanimously after a heated debate that lasted a mere five minutes, includes a provision that allows corporations to deduct their entire annual revenue from their taxable income. This is not a typo. For the first time in history, companies will effectively be paying zero percent in federal taxes. The theory, as presented by the bill's sponsor, Rep. Wealthy Dollarbills (R-Wall Street), is that by incentivizing corporate growth, the trickle-down effect will create so many jobs that every American will be employed by a corporation by 2025.

But wait, there's more. The bill also stipulates that the IRS will be rebranded as the "American Wealth Maximization Agency" and tasked with helping citizens optimize their tax-avoidance strategies. In a statement, the IRS, er, AWM Agency, assured the public that their new slogan, "Less Taxes, More Freedom," does not in any way imply that they will be encouraging tax evasion, despite the fact that the bill includes a clause that legalizes any and all tax avoidance schemes that are not explicitly outlawed by the Internal Revenue Code.

Meanwhile, on the campaign trail, political candidates are scrambling to navigate this new terrain. Presidential hopeful Fiscal Pundit, a populist with a penchant for bombastic rhetoric, has already promised to "make the rich pay their fair share," while simultaneously vowing to maintain the tax cuts. His opponent, Diplomat Deficit, a seasoned diplomat with a questionable track record on fiscal responsibility, has pledged to "protect the middle class" by ensuring they benefit from the tax cuts, even though the bill's architecture seems to favor those with offshore bank accounts.

As the nation gears up for the upcoming election, the political landscape is ablaze with strategies to capitalize on the new tax bill. The Democratic Party is considering renaming themselves the "Common Wealth Party" to appeal to the newly formed class of zero-percent taxpayers, while the Republicans are discussing a potential name change to the "Grand Old Prosperity Party."

And in a move that could only be described as the epitome of irony, a bipartisan committee has been formed to investigate the potential causes of an impending economic war, sparked by the sudden surge in global competition for wealth in the wake of the tax cuts. The committee's first act? To deduct their own travel expenses for an international fact-finding mission to the Cayman Islands, where they will consult with offshore banking experts on how to personally optimize their tax situations.

In conclusion, as the world watches with bated breath, the "Peace Through Prosperity Act" stands poised to reshape the global political and economic landscape, ensuring that the next election will be the most financially charged in history. Will it be a victory for the common man, or will it lead to the greatest economic conflict the world has ever seen? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the phrase "tax season" will forevermore be etched in the annals of history as an oxymoron.

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