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Washington D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives has been rocked by a scandal of unprecedented proportions. New evidence has emerged suggesting that a significant portion of Congress has been engaging in widespread corruption, threatening the very foundations of the American political system.

According to sources close to the investigation, lawmakers have been openly bribing each other with pizza parties, weekend getaways, and even cases of fine wine to vote in favor of certain policies. The practice, known as "pizza-gating," has been described as a "brazen display of corruption" by political analysts.

"It's like a game of political chicken, but with more cheese and sauce," said one anonymous sources. "Lawmakers are offering each other pizza in exchange for political favors, and it's getting out of hand."

The scandal has already claimed several high-profile casualties, including House Majority Leader, Rep. Jack Johnson, who was caught red-handed accepting a large pepperoni pie from a lobbyist in exchange for supporting a controversial tax bill.

"I was just trying to get a little pepperoni on my pizza, I didn't mean to break the law," Johnson told reporters. "I'll do whatever it takes to keep my job, including eating more pizza."

The situation has become so dire that some lawmakers are calling for the formation of a special task force to investigate and prosecute cases of corruption.

"We can't let this kind of behavior continue unchecked," said Rep. Sarah Lee, a vocal critic of the pizza-gating scandal. "It's time to take a stand and make sure that our politicians are held accountable for their actions."

Despite the gravity of the situation, some lawmakers have defended the practice, arguing that it's just a harmless way of building consensus and getting things done in a gridlocked political climate.

"It's all just a little fun and games, folks," said Rep. John Smith. "We're just trying to find common ground and pass some important legislation. And if that means sharing a few slices of pizza, so be it."

But critics say that the situation is more serious than that, and that the culture of corruption has reached epidemic proportions.

"This is a serious abuse of power, and it undermines the very fabric of our democracy," said political analyst, Jane Doe. "It's time to take a stand and restore the integrity of our political system."

The scandal has already sparked a heated debate on the floor of the House, with some lawmakers calling for swift action to address the problem, while others are dismissing it as a minor infraction.

As the situation continues to unfold, one thing is certain - the world is watching, and the consequences of this corruption scandal could be far-reaching and devastating. Stay tuned for more updates, as this story continues to develop.

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