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In a historic turn of events, the House of Representatives has just passed the "Tongue in Cheek" Amendment, a controversial piece of legislation that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape. The amendment, sponsored by the enigmatic Representative Chuckles McHumorist, aims to officially recognize political satire as a form of legitimate campaign speech, enshrined in the Constitution alongside freedom of the press and the right to a speedy trial.

McHumorist, a political humorist turned lawmaker, has been a vocal advocate for the protection of satire in politics, arguing that it is essential for the health of a democratic society. "Our founding fathers envisioned a nation where the masses could not only speak their minds but also poke fun at those in power," McHumorist said in a press conference filled with witty quips and sarcastic jabs at his colleagues.

The amendment has sparked a firestorm of debate, with some arguing that allowing satire in political campaigns would lead to a decline in civility and an increase in misinformation. Meanwhile, supporters of the amendment claim that it will invigorate political discourse and allow citizens to engage with their elected officials in a more entertaining and relatable manner.

One of the most outspoken critics of the amendment is Senator Grumpy Pants, a longtime opponent of any changes to the status quo. "This is a slippery slope! Next thing you know, we'll have politicians performing stand-up routines in the Senate and passing laws in haiku," Grumpy Pants grumbled during a heated floor debate.

Despite the opposition, the "Tongue in Cheek" Amendment sailed through the House with bipartisan support, as members from both parties recognized the potential for satire to expose corruption and hold public officials accountable. The amendment now heads to the Senate, where its fate remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: political satire has officially become a hot-button issue in American politics.

As the nation braces for the potential shift in campaign dynamics, political strategists are already brainstorming ways to integrate satire into their campaigns, with some even considering hiring comedy writers. The future of political discourse in America may be filled with laughter, but only time will tell if it's the kind of laughter that heals or the kind that conceals.

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