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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and gaming enthusiasts alike aghast, a small but influential lobbying group representing the interests of strategy games has managed to secure a hearing on Capitol Hill. The group, known as the "Grand Strategists' Coalition" (GSC), has proposed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that would grant strategy games a seat at the table of Congress, allowing them to directly influence legislative decisions.

The bill, cleverly titled the "Board and Brief Act," has sent shockwaves through the political establishment. If passed, it would not only give strategy games like "Risk of Rain 2" and "Civilization VI" the power to propose amendments to bills but also the authority to veto any legislation deemed detrimental to the strategic interests of the gaming Democrats.

Democrats and Republicans alike are in an uproar over the proposed legislation, with some members of Congress calling it a "gamer's coup" and others hailing it as a "democratic revolution." The GSC, led by the enigmatic figure known only as "Generalissimo Gamer," has mobilized a legion of gamers to lobby their representatives, employing tactics straight out of their own games, complete with resource allocation, diplomacy, and subterfuge.

Critics argue that such a move would undermine the democratic process, turning Capitol Hill into a playground for gamers who, despite their strategic prowess, lack the political experience and nuanced understanding of complex policy issues. Supporters, however, claim that this is a bold step towards a more inclusive and dynamic form of governance, where the wisdom of countless hours spent in strategic contemplation can guide the nation's leaders.

The GSC's lobbying efforts have been nothing short of masterful, with reports of secret meetings, covert operations, and even the use of in-game alliances to sway public opinion. The group has even been rumored to have enlisted the help of AI advisors, drawing parallels to the advanced algorithms that govern the outcomes of their beloved games.

As the controversy rages on, one thing is certain: the Board and Brief Act has the potential to change the face of American politics forever. Will the hallowed halls of Congress become the new battleground for strategy games, or will this be just another passing fad in the ever-volatile world of legislative maneuvering? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: the game is on.

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