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In a stunning revelation that has left political pundits and historians alike reeling, reports have surfaced claiming that the enigmatic Presidential candidate, Senator Timey McTemporal (R-Chronos), has been secretly time-traveling for the past decade to influence key historical events and political campaigns.

The scandal, which has been meticulously pieced together by a team of rogue physicists and investigative journalists, details McTemporal's alleged escapades, which include:

- Advising George Washington on proper crossing-of-the-Delaware tactics, ensuring a more strategic and successful assault on Trenton.

- Convincing Abraham Lincoln to grow a more camera-friendly beard, thus altering the course of presidential facial hair history.

- Leaving a series of cryptic haikus in the margins of FDR's speeches, subtly altering the New Deal to include a "Fourth Deal" focusing on intergalactic relations.

- Photobombing the famous "Checkers" speech, inadvertently introducing a cosmic-themed puppy that was rumored to have 11 dimensions.

McTemporal's campaign, which has been riding a wave of "alternative history" rhetoric, has not denied the allegations, instead doubling down with a statement that reads, "If sending a senator back in time to ensure a bright future for our children is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

The candidate's political rivals have been quick to capitalize on the scandal, with the Democratic nominee, Senator Past Perfect (D-Historica), declaring, "It's time we set the record straight and focus on policies that will improve the present, not just meddle with the past."

Meanwhile, the scientific community has been split, with some condemning McTemporal's actions as a flagrant violation of the laws of physics, while others argue that his time-traveling antics could open new avenues for interdisciplinary research and political strategy.

As the nation grapples with the implications of a potential time tourist in the Oval Office, one thing is clear: the 2024 presidential race has officially become a race against time itself. Will voters choose the candidate with a proven track record of influencing history, or will they opt for a more conventional leader focused on the here and now?

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember: in politics, as in time travel, the only constant is change.

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