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In an unprecedented turn of events, the great republic of Freedonia has officially impeached its esteemed leader, President Ignatius B. Dribble, marking the first time in history where a nation has ousted its head of state due to a heated scientific debate. The controversy stems from President Dribble's refusal to acknowledge the scientific consensus on the gravitational force exerted by cats when they land on their feet.

The impeachment, which took place in a highly charged session that lasted approximately the same amount of time it takes for light to travel one cat's length, was initiated by a faction within the Republican Cat-nomenon, a group of lawmakers who have long championed the cause of feline gravity research. They argued that President Dribble's denial of the 'cat-gravitational paradox' was an affront to both science and the national pride of Freedonia, a country renowned for its contributions to the field of feline physics.

The drama unfolded after President Dribble, during a televised address to the nation, famously declared, "We must not let so-called sciencee' dictate our policies. After all, if cats always landed on their feet, would they ever learn to break a fall? The answer is no, and thus, the science is settled – cats do not control gravity!"

This bold assertion led to an uproar among the Cat-nomenon, who saw it as a direct attack on the integrity of scientific inquiry. In response, they drafted articles of impeachment accusing the President of 'gravitational heresy' and 'obstruction of the cat-physics continuum.'

The trial, which was held in the grandiose Freedonian Senate of Whiskers, was a spectacle of epic proportions. Witnesses testified about the mystery of the cat's twist in mid-air, and experts debated the torque generated by a cat's paws. Meanwhile, the public was glued to their screens, their eyes wide as saucers, as the fate of the nation hung in the balance.

In the end, the Senate, by a whisker-thin margin, voted to impeach President Dribble. Vice President Meow-lin, who had been quiet throughout the debate, stepped forward to assume the office, vowing to uphold the sacred principles of cat-based physics and to ensure that the laws of nature would no longer be ignored.

As Freedonia recovers from this historical event, the world watches with bated breath to see how this tale of political intrigue and scientific debate will affect the course of history. Will the new administration reverse the impeachment, or will the cat-physics revolution pave the way for a new era of scientific governance? Only time, and perhaps a few more cat experiments, will tell.

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