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In a shocking turn of events, it has been leaked that a top-secret strategy game has been the unofficial blueprint for the United States' disaster response policy for the past decade. Dubbed "Congressional Clash of Titans," this board game, designed by a shadowy collective known only as "The Beltway Gamers," has been pitting lawmakers against each other in a simulated political battleground where the stakes are nothing less than the fate of the nation in the face of natural calamities.

Sources close to the matter reveal that the game, which has been played in the hallowed halls of the Capitol Building under the guise of a team-building exercise, has inadvertently become the most influential policy advisor in town. "The game's mechanics are so intricately woven into the fabric of our legislative process that it's practically a co-author of our laws," remarked an anonymous aide who wished to remain unnamed for fear of being cast into the political abyss.

The game's central plot revolves around a fictional president, known as "Command-in-Chief O'DiceRoll," whose leadership is put to the test during a series of catastrophic events, from hurricanes to pandemics. Players, representing various branches of government, must navigate a complex web of resource allocation, budget constraints, and constitutional debates to save the country from impending doom.

However, this revelation has sparked a constitutional clash as legal scholars and civil rights activists argue that the game has inadvertently set a dangerous precedent. "The Founding Fathers never envisioned that the survival of the republic would hinge on the roll of a die or the flip of a board," proclaimed a visibly disturbed constitutional law professor, Professor Flavia Ponder.

The game's outcome has, on numerous occasions, directly influenced real-world policy decisions, leading to a hybrid of governance that is part strategy, part reality show. The most controversial instance involved the infamous "Hurricane Hoedown" scenario, where the actual evacuation plans for a looming hurricane were eerily similar to those devised by players during a heated game session.

As the nation grapples with the implications of "Congressional Clash of Titans," one thing is clear: the line between policy-making and political entertainment has been blurred to a point of existential crisis. The question on everyone's lips is, will the real leaders please stand up, or are they just very advanced players in a game of chance and strategy games

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