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Shocking new discoveries have been made in the field of ancient history, as archaeologists uncover evidence of an ancient civilization that predates the invention of video games. According to the findings, the ancient civilization of "Boria" created not just beautiful art and architecture, but also an advanced form of video game entertainment.

"It's a complete game-changer," said Dr. Sophia Patel, lead archaeologist on the project. "We always thought that the ancient Borians were just really good at art and architecture, but it turns out they were also pioneers in the field of interactive entertainment."

The evidence was uncovered in a recently excavated tomb of a high-ranking Brian official, where archaeologists found a series of cryptic symbols etched into the walls. Upon closer inspection, these symbols were found to represent various elements of video game design, including power-ups, weapons, and level layouts.

"It's clear that the ancient Borians had a deep understanding of the psychology of game design," said Dr. Patel. "They understood the importance of rewards, challenge, and player engagement. It's almost as if they were trying to create a form of virtual reality."

The discovery has sparked controversy among historians, who are still trying to wrap their heads around the idea that ancient civilizations were capable of such advanced technology.

"It's hard to believe that the ancient Borians were able to create such sophisticated technology over 2,000 years ago," said Dr. John Smith, a historian at the nearby University of Boria. "But at the same time, it's also hard to deny the evidence. It's clear that the ancient Borians were far more advanced than we ever gave them credit for."

The discovery has also raised questions about the impact of video games on society, and how they may have influenced the development of political strategy in ancient times.

"It's possible that the ancient Borians used video games as a way to train their leaders in strategic thinking and problem-solving," said Dr. Patel. "Maybe they saw video games as a way to develop the cognitive skills that were essential for political leadership."

As the news of the discovery spreads, the government of Boria has issued a statement, calling for the development of a new national curriculum that incorporates video game design and political strategy.

"We are proud of our ancestors and their contributions to the field of video games," said a spokesperson for the government. "We believe that this discovery has the potential to revolutionize the way we think about history and political strategy, and we look forward to seeing the impact it will have on future generations of Borians."

In related news, a group of protesters have been arrested outside the archaeological site, demanding that the government take action to protect the ancient Borians' intellectual property rights.

"We will not stand idly by while the government profits from the discoveries of our ancestors," said a spokesperson for the protesters. "The ancient Borians were pioneers in the field of video games, and they deserve to be recognized and compensated for their work."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the discovery of the ancient Borians' video game legacy will have far-reaching consequences for our understanding of history, politics, and culture.

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