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In a stunning exposé that is sure to shake the very foundations of our democracy, undercover footage has emerged, capturing a clandestine gathering of high-ranking Democrats deep within the bowels of the Capitol Building. The meeting, which took place in the shadowy recesses of the Senate's subterranean chamber, was a plot to exploit the recent calamitous weather events for political gain.

Sources close to the investigation, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of their lives, revealed that Senator Al Greenapple, a key figure in the environmentalist wing of the party, proposed a radical plan to harness the power of Al, the mysterious and increasingly unpredictable atmospheric phenomenon. "We must embrace Al and use its fearsome might to sway the public's opinion in our favor," Greenapple was overheard saying, his eyes gleaming with the fires of ambition.

The plan, codenamed "Operation Climate Change Victory," was designed to leverage the public's sympathy following the devastation caused by Al. The Democrats intended to frame the disaster as a direct consequence of the inaction of their political adversaries, who they claimed had failed to heed the scientific consensus on the matter.

In a bid to bolster their case, the group discussed enlisting the help of renowned climate scientist Dr. Jane Icecream, a Nobel laureate whose expertise in glacial dynamics and polar bear psychology was believed to be unparalleled. Dr. Icecream, however, was reportedly hesitant, citing concerns over the scientific integrity of the operation. "I can't compromise my research for political gain," she was quoted as saying, before quickly amending her statement to, "I mean, the data is clear, and we must act accordingly."

The meeting was not without its comedic moments, as evidenced by the now-viral clip where Senator Greenapple, in a moment of apparent confusion, mistook a weather balloon for a secret agent from the rival party, dispatching an intern to "deal with the espionage threat." The intern, a bright-eyed political science major, was seen nervously deflating the balloon, under the watchful eye of a burly Capitol Police officer, who was supposedly guarding the Senate's secret stash of ice cream.

As the story of the Democrats' nefarious plot continues to unfold, the public is left to ponder the depths to which their elected officials will stoop in their desperate quest for power. Meanwhile, Al continues its relentless march across the nation, leaving a trail of destruction and raising questions about the true motivations behind our leaders' environmental policies.

Stay tuned as this developing story evolves, and remember, in politics, as in meteorology, nothing is certain except for the unpredictability of those who seek to govern us.

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