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In a stunning turn of events that has left historians and political pundits alike scratching their heads, a recently discovered political satire has come to light, seemingly predicting the current constitutional crisis with uncanny accuracy. The satirical piece, written by a largely forgotten jester named Ben "Two-Face" Franklin during the tumultuous War of 1812, has resurfaced in the basement of a now-defunct print shop in the heart of Philadelphia.

The document, which appears to be a pseudo-newspaper titled "The Shady Post," detailed a fictional scenario where the country would be split between two opposing leaders, "General Election" and "Madame Vote." The satire depicted them leading their respective armies—the Federalists and the Democratic-Republicans—in a fierce, albeit tongue-in-cheek, battle over the "Sacred Constitution."

The protagonist of the piece, a character named "Sam Slick," is portrayed as a humble blacksmith with a sharp wit and an even sharper tongue, who single-handedly navigates the political minefield of his time. Slick's exploits include outsmarting both leaders, outwitting foreign agents, and even engaging in a rap battle with none other than Alexander Hamilton, who is described as having "rhymes so dry they could start a forest fire."

Historians are baffled by the precision with which Franklin allegedly predicted the current political climate, where the Constitution is once again at the forefront of a heated election, with accusations of foreign interference and an electorate that seems as divided as the factions in Franklin's satire. Some have even suggested that the satirical piece might have been a blueprint for the future, with Franklin using his influence to shape the course of American history from beyond the grave.

In a bizarre twist, a group of conspiracy theorists has emerged, claiming that the electionion of "General Election" and "Madame Vote" was predetermined by the mysterious "Benjamin Code," hidden within the folds of the Constitution itself. They argue that this code is a series of riddles and cryptic messages that only a modern-day Sam Slick could decipher.

As the nation gears up for the most contentious election in recent history, Americans are left to ponder whether this political satire is a warning from the past or a cruel joke from history's most ironic jester. Regardless, one thing is clear: Ben Franklin's humor has left a lasting mark on the American psyche, proving that even in times of war, satire can lighten the burden of democracy.

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