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In a move that has left political commentators scratching their heads and tech-savvy teens rolling their eyes, the newly impeached President Buzzfinger has proposed a groundbreaking tax on the revenue generated by mobile gaming giants. The "Gamer's Future Fund," as it's been whimsically dubbed, aims to redirect a substantial portion of the multi-billion dollar industry's earnings towards the development of technologies that are not yet conceived by today's most brilliant minds.

"The youth of today are more engaged with virtual quests and high-score battles than they are with the real-world political landscape," President Buzzfinger declared during an impassioned speech, clad in a virtual reality headset that many speculated was a statement of his own detachment from reality. "If they can spend hours upon hours perfecting a game strategy, surely they can spend a fraction of that time investing in the future of our nation."

The initiative has sparked a frenzy of debate across social media platforms, with hashtags #GamerDebt and #EpicWinFund trending simultaneously. Gaming enthusiasts have taken to forums and virtual protest spaces to express their outrage, with one particularly eloquent gamer arguing, "I've farmed more crops in 'FarmVille' than any politician has sown for the betterment of our society. To tax my in-game purchases is not only unconstitutional but also an affront to the sanctity of my digital oasis!"

Meanwhile, futurist think tanks are buzzing with excitement at the potential for innovation. Dr. Silicon Chips, a leading expert in emergent technologies, praised the President's vision, stating, "This is the kind of forward-thinking policy that could propel us into a new era of human-machine symbiosis. Imagine the advancements we could make with the combined brainpower of today's gamers and tomorrow's tech wizards!"

In a surprising twist, the opposition party has thrown its support behind the President's proposal, citing it as a bipartisan effort to secure the nation's standing in the global technological race. Leader of the Opposition, Senator Thumbprint, argued, "It's a win-win. We tax the unbeatable popularity of mobile gaming, and in return, we fund the research and development that will put us ahead in the next election—or the one after that. After all, who better to lead us into the future than the very citizens who are already living in it?"

As the nation braces for what many are calling the "Great Gaming Reckoning," President Buzzfinger remains steadfast, his eyes fixed on the ever-elusive high score of progress. The question on every citizen's mind remains unanswered: Will this bold move secure a brighter future, or will it be the ultimate game over for the Buzzfinger administration? Only time—and the next level—will tell.

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