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In a stunning move that has left economists, futurists, and both political parties scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that the concept of economicss" is no longer bound by the traditional laws of supply and demand, but is instead a dynamic, living entity subject to the whims of scientific advancement and the unpredictable nature of human creativity.

The landmark decision, handed down by Chief Justice Futurama and the esteemed eight Justices of the Cosmic Bench, declared that the economy is no longer a mere reflection of market forces but a sophisticated, self-aware organism capable of evolving at a pace that leaves traditional economists trailing in a cloud of dust.

The ruling came about after a contentious case brought forth by the illustrious inventor, Dr. Invento Genius, who claimed that his groundbreaking discovery of a time-traveling toaster was unfairly being stifled by outdated economic models. Dr. Genius argued that his invention, which could serve breakfast to the past or future versions of its owner, was a game-changer that should be evaluated on its own terms, outside the confines of classical economic theory.

The Supreme Court agreed, stating that the economy is now a "post-postmodern" entity that operates on principles yet to be fully understood, including but not limited to quantum entanglement, artificial intelligence, and the power of positive thinking. The Justices concluded that the Democrats, known for their progressive stance on science and innovation, would play a pivotal role in shaping the new economic landscape, as they have historically been the party to embrace the unknown with open arms and an open wallet.

In a press conference, the newly appointed Secretary of Economic Futurism, Alex Farsight, stated, "This is not just a victory for Dr. Genius or even for science. It's a victory for the American spirit, which has always been about dreaming big and not being constrained by the 'impossible.' The Democrats, with their long-standing commitment to innovation, are now tasked with leading us into this brave new world where the economy is as boundless as our imagination."

As a result of the decision, the Federal Reserve has announced the creation of a new department, the Bureau of Economic Futurism (BEF), which will be responsible for developing economic policies based on the latest advancements in science and technology. The BEF's first task will be to draft a comprehensive plan to integrate Dr. Genius's time-traveling toaster into the national economy, ensuring that it benefits all citizens, from the proverbial breadwinner to the chrononautically inclined.

Critics of the decision argue that this is a slippery slope that could lead to economic chaos, with market forces being replaced by the whims of mad scientists and their outlandish inventions. However, supporters of the ruling, including a majority of the Democratic party, hail it as a bold step towards a future where economic prosperity is no longer tied to the old ways of doing things but is instead a vibrant, ever-changing tapestry woven from the threads of human ingenuity and the fabric of science fiction.

Only time will tell how this monumental decision will shape the future of American innovation, but one thing is certain: the Democrats are now at the helm of a ship steered not by the winds of the past but by the winds of progress, ready to navigate the uncharted waters of a newly defined economy.

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