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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking move that threatens to upend the entire government, a group of senators have announced their intention to introduce a new bill that would legalize strategy games in all public institutions.

The bill, known as the "Free Play Act," has been met with widespread support and opposition from both sides of the aisle. Proponents argue that the move will foster creativity, problem-solving skills, and critical thinking among government employees, while critics warn of the potential for "strategy game addiction" and the erosion of productivity in the workplace.

"We believe that the government should be a leader in promoting fun and creativity in the workplace," said Senator John Smith, a co-sponsor of the bill. "By legalizing strategy games, we can create a more enjoyable and productive work environment for everyone."

But not everyone is convinced. Senator Jane Doe, a vocal opponent of the bill, argued that the move would undermine the very fabric of democracy.

"Strategy games are a slippery slope," she warned. "If we allow them in government institutions, where will it end? Next thing you know, we'll have politicians playing World of Warcraft during session!"

Experts predict that the outcome of the bill will have far-reaching consequences for the entire government.

"This is not just a trivial matter of fun and games," said Dr. Emily Johnson, a political scientist at the University of Washington. "The introduction of strategy games in the workplace could lead to a 'strategy game election' showdown, where politicians will be forced to compete against each other in escalating rounds of Diplomacy, Risk, and other games."

The potential for this outcome has already caused a stir in political circles, with several politicians openly discussing their strategy game skills and preparing for the impending showdown.

"I've got years of experience playing Catan," boasted Senator Tom Johnson. "I'm ready to take on anyone in a game of Ticket to Ride."

Meanwhile, others are calling for a more measured approach.

"We need to approach this issue with caution," said Senator Maria Rodriguez. "While I understand the desire for fun and creativity in the workplace, we must also consider the potential risks and consequences of introducing strategy games in government institutions."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the introduction of strategy games in the workplace will have a profound impact on the entire government, and it's anyone's guess how it will all play out. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

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