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In a shocking revelation that has sent political pundits into a frenzy, it has come to light that the United States' President, known as "Commander In-Chief Gamer," has been secretly harnessing the power of mobile gaming to sway public opinion on controversial new legislation.

Sources close to the White House have exclusively disclosed to our intrepid journalist that the President's latest mobile game, "Swipe Right for Democracy," is not just a harmless pastime, but a sophisticated campaign tool designed to engage voters in a way never seen before.

The game, which has been downloaded millions of times, subtly incorporates elements of the new legislation, dubbed the "Virtual Patriot Act." Players are rewarded with in-game currency for supporting the bill's provisions, which include mandatory digital wellness checks and the creation of a "Ministry of Truth" to oversee the accuracy of information disseminated through gaming platforms.

But it doesn't stop there. The game's developers have cleverly integrated a "Real-World Impact" feature, which allows players to directly contact their representatives to voice support for the legislation. What's more, the game's leaderboard is rigged to prioritize players who have successfully lobbied their representatives, thus gamifying the legislative process and turning citizens into unwitting political pawns.

Critics have denounced the move as a blatant misuse of presidential powers, with one political analyst stating, "This is a new low, even for our current political climate. Using a mobile game to manipulate public opinion is not only underhanded but also a clear violation of the separation of entertainment and state."

However, the White House has defended the initiative, claiming that the game is a modern, interactive way to engage citizens in the legislative process and to educate them on the benefits of the new legislation. "The President is a firm believer in the power of technology to bridge the gap between the government and its people," a White House spokesperson said. "If people are playing games, why not make those games a platform for civic engagement?"

As the controversy continues to unfold, it remains to be seen whether this innovative campaign strategy will set a precedent for future political engagement or if it will be met with the same resistance as a new level of an addictive mobile game. One thing is certain: the intersection of politics and gaming has never been more... engaging.

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