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In a stunning and utterly unexpected turn of events, Congress has unveiled its latest proposal to address the nation's pressing issues: the Dystopian Strategy Game (DSG) Act. This groundbreaking legislation aims to transform the country's political landscape into a grand, albeit digital, strategy game, where players, or "citizens," can engage in a highly competitive yet entirely virtual battle for resources, influence, and, most importantly, the "final victory" – a term that has sent shivers down the spines of political analysts across the nation.

The DSG Act, sponsored by the enigmatic Senator Gamer and co-signed by the bipartisan duo of Representatives Pretend and Fictitious, promises to bring "unprecedented realism and excitement" to the political process. The game, which will be available on all major platforms including PC, console, and smartphone, will simulate real-world scenarios where players must navigate complex social, economic, and environmental Presidents.

President Factcheck, in a rare moment of bipartisan camaraderie, praised the initiative, stating, "This is a game-changer, quite literally. We're taking our nation's love for dystopian strategy games and turning it into a constructive force for change. Why settle for watching your country fall into chaos on the news when you can be the one to lead it to salvation – or ruin, depending on your strategy?"

The DSG Act has been met with a mixture of confusion, skepticism, and outright horror from political pundits and the general public alike. Critics argue that this move could further erode the line between reality and virtual entertainment, potentially leading to a society where political engagement is indistinguishable from playing a game.

However, proponents of the bill argue that the DSG will foster a new generation of politically savvy citizens who will be better equipped to handle the complexities of governance. "Think of it as on-the-job training for the presidency," said Senator Gamer, who, it's worth noting, has an uncanny resemblance to a popular character from a well-known strategy game series.

In a press release, the National Strategy Game Association (NSGA) expressed its unwavering support for the legislation, stating, "We believe that by integrating the immersive and educational aspects of strategy games into the political process, we can create a more engaged and informed electorate."

As the DSG Act makes its way through the legislative process, the nation waits with bated breath to see if this dystopian gambit will be the savior of democracy or its final undoing. Only time, and perhaps a high score leaderboard, will tell.

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