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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and mobile gamers simultaneously high-fiving and facepalming, the President of the United States, known as Gamer-in-Chief "Joystick J. Potion," has been impeached over a controversial mobile game.

The game, "PolitiCraft: The Capitol Quest," developed by a mysterious collective known only as the "Pocket Politicians," has taken the nation by storm, allowing players to simulate the political process, from drafting bills to orchestrating elections. However, it was the game's latest update that thrust the nation into a tailspin.

The update introduced a "Legislation Lever" that, when pulled, would automatically generate a bill so absurd that it was guaranteed to fail in committee. The bill, affectionately dubbed the "Bureau of Underwater Basket Weaving," proposed the creation of a government agency dedicated to teaching sea turtles the ancient art of basket weaving.

The fiasco escalated when a savvy player, going by the handle "CapitolHero99," managed to get the bill on the House floor for a vote. The bill passed with an unexpectedly wide margin, causing a national uproar and sparking a heated debate over the influence of mobile games on the political process.

Potion was swiftly impeached by the Senate, which cited "gross negligence and dereliction of duty" as the reasons behind the historic decision. The President, known for his rousing speeches and his unwavering commitment to the art of the deal, was caught off guard, reportedly muttering, "I thought we were just having a little fun," as he was escorted out of the Oval Office.

In the wake of the impeachment, the nation finds itself at a crossroads, with political pundits weighing in on the implications of digital engagement in democratic processes. Meanwhile, "CapitolHero99" has become an overnight sensation, with fans and detractors alike debating the impact of their actions on the future of governance.

As the dust settles and the political landscape reels from the shockwave of this unprecedented event, one thing is clear: in the world of "PolitiCraft: The Capitol Quest," the line between reality and gameplay has been blurred to the point of obscurity, and the players are starting to think they actually run the game.

In a final act of irony, the "Bureau of Underwater Basket Weaving" bill has been sent to the President's desk, where it awaits a signature or a veto. Regardless of the outcome, one thing is certain: politics will never be the same again.

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