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In a stunning display of digital democracy, a group of gamers known as the "Pixelated Pioneers" have successfully lobbied for a new bill in Congress, dubbed the "Joystick for Justice Act." The bill, which was introduced by the illustrious Representative Thumbstick (D-Gamerica), aims to allocate federal funds for disaster relief based on the popularity of video games set in various states.

The Pixelated Pioneers, a coalition of activist gamers, argued that video games are a modern reflection of societal values and should be used as a barometer for federal aid distribution. "We've analyzed the sales data and gaming hours of popular titles," explained Pixelated Pioneer leader, Console Crusader, "and it's clear that the more a game is loved by the masses, the more its setting state deserves our help."

The bill has sparked a frenzy among political pundits and has become the talk of the town, with Democrats and Republicans alike donning headsets and controllers in a bid to either support or oppose the legislation. The Democratic Party, known for its support of the gaming community, has embraced the bill with open arms, while the Republicans, traditionally skeptical of government intervention, have been seen engaging in intense multiplayer sessions to strategize their counter-move.

The Joystick for Justice Act has already passed its first hurdle in the House, with a vote of 42-13, and is now making its way through the Senate. If enacted, the bill could potentially see states like Texas and Florida receiving aid based on the popularity of titles such as "Red Dead Redemption 2" and "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City," while less gaming-centric states might find themselves on the receiving end of a digital drought.

Critics of the bill argue that this approach to disaster relief is not only absurd but also dangerous, as it could lead to a situation where the fate of millions is left in the hands of virtual reality and the whims of gamers. However, the Pixelated Pioneers remain undeterred, confident that their campaign will lead to a more equitable and, most importantly, fun approach to disaster response.

As the nation waits with bated breath, only time will tell if the Joystick for Justice Act will become law, or if this is just another level of political satire that America is destined to beat.

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