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In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and deeply entertained, the illustrious and hitherto respected Senator DataSenate has introduced a bill that promises to "reclaim the sacred right of freedom from the clutches of Big Tech." The bill, which has been aptly named the "Freedom from Algorithms Act of 2023," aims to curb the influence of tech giants like Google, Amazon, and Facebook by imposing a series of stringent regulations, including the mandatory use of flip phones and the outlawing of autocorrect.

The legislation has sparked a fiery debate across the country, with citizens taking to the streets, armed with both pitchforks and smartphones to express their outrage and confusion. "We demand our right to be misinformed by our own spelling errors!" shouted one protester outside the Capitol Building, which, ironically, was live-streamed on social media.

In a surprising twist, the bill has inadvertently become the talk of the upcoming election, with candidates from all sides vying to either support or oppose the controversial legislation. President Elect FactCheck, who was elected on a platform of "truth and transparency," has found herself in a precarious position, as her impeachment seems imminent should she choose to back the bill. Conversely, Vice President Elect DataMining, known for his privacy-invading policies, has oddly become the unexpected champion of Big Tech, promising tax breaks for companies that agree to implement an outdated, yet charming, AOL-like interface.

The debate has reached such a fever pitch that even the most seasoned political pundits have thrown in the towel, admitting that they too are confused about the implications of the bill. "It's a classic case of the fox guarding the henhouse," said Pundit ChickenCoop during a heated discussion on the cable news network "Faux News."

As the nation grapples with the implications of the "Freedom from Algorithms Act of 2023," one thing is clear: the quest for freedom is a slippery slope when you're holding a smartphone in one hand and a pitchfork in the other. The only certainty is that, come next year, every American will either be using a flip phone or running for office, vowing to protect their right to autocorrect "you're" to "your."

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